We are a group of Alliance players on the Blackhand / Galakrond servers of World of Warcraft. In Mumble we tend to joke around a lot, and have a blast even when we aren’t necessarily playing the game. There is a Zero tolerance for drama, we expect everyone to respect other players, even players that are not members of our guild. Overall we are looking for good people who we will all enjoy playing with. If you are interested in joining the guild there is a requirement that you are 18+.
Because /Reasons >:3
"Our DPS use skills to do massive critical damage, our healers practice real life Wack-a-Mole at Chucky Cheese once a week and our tanks taunt UFC fighters. When we enter instances bosses walk up to us, drop their loot and kill themselves. We date supermodels. We've all won the lottery. We all have IQs above 180. Our private parts are so big that they go all the way from A to Z on the keyboard. We are all rock stars and may need to stop raiding for our world tour. We party with celebrities and mingle with the political elite. We leap tall buildings in a single bound. We have been on COPS twelve times. We do not talk about Fight Club. We are on a first name basis with Chuck Norris. We test on animals. We won the Special Olympics. We are <Altoholics Anonymous>!"